- Me: "I should go to bed soon."
- Me: *watches 7 episodes of anime*
- Me: "Oops."
Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)
This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small
*sees writing in bathroom stall*
“Call this number for a good time”
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"
REASONS TO LOVE PROFESSOR MINERVA MCGONAGALL
tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*
I can’t hang out tomorrow I’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry
can’t skip that again
when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music
Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.
Nathan Fillion must be protected at all costs.