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  • Me: "I should go to bed soon."
  • Me: *watches 7 episodes of anime*
  • Me: "Oops."
hotidiot:

spectacularuniverse:

Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)

This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small

hotidiot:

spectacularuniverse:

Sphaerodactylus nicholsi, one of the smallest geckos in the planet. (x)

This is amazing. Look how small it is. It has a heart and a stomach and a brain. And it’s this small

4t-ounce:

*sees writing in bathroom stall*
“Call this number for a good time”
1-800-loud-ass-weed

skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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boyprincessmanic:

REASONS TO LOVE PROFESSOR MINERVA MCGONAGALL

yungmickjagger:

tumblr user: CAN *gif* WE *gif* JUST *gif* TALK *gif* ABOUT *gif* THIS *gif* FOR *gif* A *gif* MOMENT *gif* *gif *gif*

me: Chill

averypottermormon:

50shadezofcarter:

I can’t hang out tomorrow I’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

can’t skip that again

lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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itsawonderfulhealthylife:

lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

Nathan Fillion must be protected at all costs.